IF YOU COULD PEEK INTO A FAMOUS ACTRESS’ FRIDGE, WHO WOULD YOU CHOOSE AND WHY?
Angelina Jolie. I want to see how many items in her fridge have expired. She thinks she is so perfect. I say prove it!
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY THREE MOVIE STARS, PAST OR PRESENT, OVER FOR SUPPER – WHO WOULD GET THE INVITES AND WHAT WOULD BE ON THE MENU?
Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, and Paris Hilton. I’d feed them a piece of my mind about proper behavior for young ladies! Plus, my famous meatloaf.
WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE THEATER SNACKS?
Raisinettes are good because they’re both candy and fruit. You get the fun of chocolate with all the seriousness of grapes.
WITH OR WITHOUT BUTTER ON YOUR POPCORN?
With butter! As Homer always says: “The popcorn is just the delivery system.” I wish we could talk about other things sometimes.
DID YOU BRING THAT SQUISHEE CUP ON THE TOP SHELF OF THE FRIDGE HOME FROM THE MOVIE CONCESSION STAND OR THE KWIK-E-MART.
Squishees are only available at the Kwik-E-Mart, so yes, the Kwik-E-Mart is where I got it. Yay, I got a question right!
ARE YOU HOPING MAGGIE WILL EAT MORE VEGETABLES IF YOU KEEP HER IN THE PRODUCE DRAWER?
Hm. If Maggie’s in the produce drawer, then what did I just put fifteen heads of in the crib?
THE SANDWICH HAS ONLY ONE BITE TAKEN OUT OF IT. WAS IT PULLED AWAY FROM GRANDPA ALONG WITH HIS TEETH? BY WHOM?
It was pulled from Grandpa by the dog. Then it was pulled from the dog by Bart. Then Homer pulled it from Bart. Then Homer didn’t want it when he found out Grandpa had touched it.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SUPPER TO MAKE AS A BUSY MOM?
Macaroni and cheese boiled in its own box. It’s fast and the cardboard adds fiber.
I KNOW THE DUFFS ARE HOMER’S, BUT AFTER A LONG DAY DO YOU EVER SWIPE A COLDIE AND KNOCK ONE BACK?
After and, increasingly, before a long day.
THE FREEZER LOOKS LIKE REYKJAVIK. DO YOU EVER DEFROST IT?
I tried to defrost it once. I used an ice chisel and hair drier but I finally gave up. I’m hoping global warming will eventually take care of it.
LISA STILL A VEGETARIAN? IS IT A CHALLENGE FEEDING MEAT EATERS AND MEAT-FREE-ERS AT THE SAME TIME?
It’s challenging feeding anybody and Homer at the same time. The man’s got more suction than a Dyson DC14!
THE SWEAR JAR IS LOOKING MIGHTY LOW. YOU MIGHT WANT TO PUT A HIDDEN VIDEO CAM UP TO SEE IF BART HAS BEEN TAKING OUT MORE THAN HE HAS BEEN PUTTING IN.
We had a hidden video cam. Bart stole it.
IF YOUR KIDS EVER MADE YOU BREAKFAST IN BED, WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE?
French toast, English muffins, and Belgian waffles. While we’re in fantasy land I might as well experience Europe.
